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Offline Sharky

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Porsche Cayenne fail or Stupid driver fail??
« on: April 03, 2011, 06:54:01 AM »
This came up on the Top Gear web site as an epic fail. Gotta agree!

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Re: Porsche Cayenne fail or Stupid driver fail??
« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2011, 07:11:34 AM »
Blowing a tyre set of the airbags??? they are sensitive little things aren't they
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Re: Porsche Cayenne fail or Stupid driver fail??
« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2011, 07:35:19 AM »
I would rather be in a Lada Niva
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Re: Porsche Cayenne fail or Stupid driver fail??
« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2011, 08:05:31 AM »
What sort of dim whit drives back to where he just go towed from  ::)
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Re: Porsche Cayenne fail or Stupid driver fail??
« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2011, 08:10:58 AM »
Epic fail
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Re: Porsche Cayenne fail or Stupid driver fail??
« Reply #5 on: April 03, 2011, 08:33:55 AM »
Quote from: Rasmus on April 03, 2011, 07:35:19 AM
I would rather be in a Lada Niva

One of mates used to own a Niva in the mid 90's. It was a piece of crap in terms of quality but it did go where ever he pointed it. Quite a capable off road vehicle (as long as the engine was running at least!).
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Re: Porsche Cayenne fail or Stupid driver fail??
« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2011, 08:35:56 AM »
Wow, the design guys at Porsche really looked after the parts guys didn't they.
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Re: Porsche Cayenne fail or Stupid driver fail??
« Reply #7 on: April 03, 2011, 03:29:43 PM »
Quote from: Sharky on April 03, 2011, 08:33:55 AM
One of mates used to own a Niva in the mid 90's. It was a piece of crap in terms of quality but it did go where ever he pointed it. Quite a capable off road vehicle (as long as the engine was running at least!).

I think they are sick! but would never bye one!
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« Reply #8 on: April 03, 2011, 04:00:18 PM »
Quote from: Bushman on April 03, 2011, 08:05:31 AM
What sort of dim whit drives back to where he just go towed from  ::)
Boris from the Mafya hit squad lol. I would have loved to have seen what the speedo was reading just before he blew the tyre out ;)
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Re: Porsche Cayenne fail or Stupid driver fail??
« Reply #9 on: April 03, 2011, 04:23:06 PM »
The scary part is these Russian mafia had control of nuclear weapons not so long ago.
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Re: Porsche Cayenne fail or Stupid driver fail??
« Reply #10 on: April 03, 2011, 04:45:58 PM »
Bet it still had the HT's on it ???
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Re: Porsche Cayenne fail or Stupid driver fail??
« Reply #11 on: April 03, 2011, 06:12:18 PM »
God,  as if it isn't hard enough to drive a Porsche without w$&nkers doing things like this!

I am surprised by the airbags tho, I was t-boned at speed in my 911 turbo last week.  I had my seven year old in the front seat next to me (fortunately it hit my side) my front and side air bags and his only his front one went off, so it wouldn't have thought it was that sensitive.
 
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Re: Porsche Cayenne fail or Stupid driver fail??
« Reply #12 on: April 03, 2011, 07:06:47 PM »
Quote from: Rasmus on April 03, 2011, 07:35:19 AM
I would rather be in a Lada Niva
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Ahh the Lada Niva...


They say to double the value of a lada... fill it with petrol...

ANd the only reason they have heated rear windows is so that your hands do not freeze as you push start the thing all the time!

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Re: Porsche Cayenne fail or Stupid driver fail??
« Reply #13 on: April 03, 2011, 07:12:27 PM »
Not a lot of common sense there!
1st time off road maybe and with no experience or know how ... sounds like a recipe for "epic fail" to me.


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Re: Porsche Cayenne fail or Stupid driver fail??
« Reply #14 on: April 03, 2011, 07:42:06 PM »
Quote from: albyback1 on April 03, 2011, 07:06:47 PM
Ahh the Lada Niva...


They say to double the value of a lada... fill it with petrol...

ANd the only reason they have heated rear windows is so that your hands do not freeze as you push start the thing all the time!


And  they did not give dual exhausts just incase they would be mistaken for wheel barrows  :D

seriously though I have seen them go some pretty remarkable places
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Re: Porsche Cayenne fail or Stupid driver fail??
« Reply #15 on: April 03, 2011, 07:59:29 PM »
  Gday

I saw a Lada Niva go up a hill once a mountain goat woulda fallen down.  Bloke told me he had changed the carb and modified the wiring. Musta got the bugs out it was screaming!!.. Phil ps doesnt make ya wanna buy a Cayeene does it!! think ill stick to my Navara.. ;D
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Re: Porsche Cayenne fail or Stupid driver fail??
« Reply #16 on: April 03, 2011, 08:29:53 PM »
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Re: Porsche Cayenne fail or Stupid driver fail??
« Reply #17 on: April 04, 2011, 06:55:35 AM »
So John how did it feel ,,The Backward Chunder Pull ,, suprised you got so many kids ,,, or any for that matter  >:D
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Re: Porsche Cayenne fail or Stupid driver fail??
« Reply #18 on: April 04, 2011, 07:37:13 AM »
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Re: Porsche Cayenne fail or Stupid driver fail??
« Reply #19 on: April 04, 2011, 08:22:00 AM »
Atomic wegdie!! :'(
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