Drink imported beer,
Buy meat from Woolies, imported from China,
Head don to the local park, and watch all the "imported terrorist", play soccer when their wives are dressed as black ninjas, then ask you to move (we were there first) because their playing field isn't big enough,
Cable tie the Australian flag, brought from the local $2 shop, made in China, to the antenna,
Get hassled by the local traffic branch because they have the long weekend quota to fill, to make the commissioner look good,
Get charged exorbitant entry fees to use the local national park,
Sit in traffic, because all the imports haven't learnt to drive in Australia yet,
Yea,........., fk that.
We are staying home and have a BBQ (home made), cooking Meringandan Pub steaks drinking XXXX.